Why I Think Judging Parenting Practices is Necessary.

OK, so I am probably going to get a lot of flack for writing this, but it’s coming through so strongly and doesn’t want to be bottled up anymore. I am not writing this for anyone other than myself, but if someone gets something out of it I will be happy. When I let out the perpetual thoughts in my head then they quiet down and I am a little more free. Even if everyone hates me after I say it. Here it goes.

I am a mom. Many of you know this (duh, The Feminalist MOM). Naturally, as a mom I somehow end up in a lot of mommy groups online. Truth be told, it is usually SO HARD for me to read so many of the posts in these groups. You see, an online mommy group is basically where a bunch of moms go to ask a million questions (“is this dot on my daughter’s toe normal?”), trade baby goods and complain about their husbands.

There is something that I often see in said groups that I have to speak up about, and this doesn’t happen only in these groups but in life as well, and I just can’t take it any longer.

It sounds something like,

“Don’t be so judgmental,” or “let people parent how they want to parent.”

Let me be clear. Yes, on some level too much judgment or concern about how someone else is doing something is only going to drive you crazy, and yes I drive myself crazy at times. There are absolutely certain things that parents should have the right to choose how and when and where they do XY and Z with their child. Absolutely. Then there are some things that are straight up not OK, and telling people not to judge you is a way that you don’t have to inquire about the harm you are doing. Instead, we have gotten to a place where we can pull out the, “mommy wars” card at anyone who is telling us that what we are doing to our children is not in the child’s best interest. Another very popular response is,

“What works for some people/families/babies doesn’t work for everyone’s.”

Again, yes, at times this is true. Some babies like being swaddled, some do not. Some families have both parents’ working full-time, some don’t (another blog post on that coming soon). So, naturally, things would need to operate differently in that household.

Then, there are some things where biologically speaking, as humans, we are not that different. In the cases of how our brains are effected by trauma and abuse, we are not that different. In terms of our biological requirements as human beings, we are not that different.

So where is the line?

What if I decided to give my daughter labiaplasty? Hey, I like the way it looks, and I read an article somewhere that it’ll help keep her vagina cleaner. Don’t judge me.

Oh and when I don’t like how my partner is acting I just get out the belt and whop him on the ass. Throw him in a corner to cry. Hey, he deserved it. He’s MY partner and i’ll deal with him however I want.

You get the point.

Some of the things we do to our children-our BABIES- we would never dream of doing to others. Do you judge child abusers? Rapists? Sexual predators? I hope you do. Judging these types of people is what gives us the discernment to say, “Hey, this is NOT right.”

What if I told you-and this is where I am going to catch some flack- that some of our parental “choices” and “rights” are merely socially acceptable forms of child abuse, neglect and sexual assault.

There. I said it.

Judging other parents for their decisions to modify their child’s body, leave their baby alone to cry in a dark room until they are purple and vomiting and using physical force as a form of punishment is not me being sanctimonious or perpetuating “mommy wars” anymore than judging and calling out a rapist is being a cock block.

I really done it now, huh?

We judge these behaviors so that we can make better decisions so that we can have a better life for ourselves and our children and ultimately, humanity.

Judging human behavior is natural and a way that our internal alarm system goes off when universal law is being abandoned.

“Asking someone not to judge is one of the most unnatural things you could ask. What you’re essentially asking the person to do is to act brain-dead and abandon their natural human faculties, which is itself unnatural as long as the person is alive.”

As parents it is our job to question common practices and evaluate if we are carrying them out because it’s a pattern and it is what was done to us or if it’s because it works and actually feels good to do it. The problem with so many of these issues I am talking about is that it is rare that people are consciously choosing them. They were mostly chosen for them by society and are passed down quackery.

” If you don’t know your options then you don’t have any,” and therefore you are not acting from a place of choice, you are acting on autopilot and acting from that place does not give you freedom to choose. You are not choosing. You are a prisoner in a sense.

To not question these harmful and trauma inducing parenting practices that have caught wind in our culture is to perpetuate intellectual dronery (if that wasn’t a word before, it is now).

We have to stop assuming that common practices are okay simply because they are common. Many of them are only common in our country, on our side of the imaginary lines. Do you realize that things we think are acceptable and normal here are BANNED in other countries? I mean, really, this is the only variable some people are using to measure if the practice or behavior is acceptable or not (is that most people are doing it). In reality there is no difference in mutilating a boy’s genitals than there is a girl’s. There is no difference in piercing a baby’s nose than her ears. There is no difference in hitting your spouse than there is in hitting your child. There is no difference in threatening and isolating an upset child than there is in isolating and threatening an upset girlfriend, except maybe your girlfriend has the brain capacity to self soothe and regulate herself, unlike a small child. Something we can only learn as adults if we were made to feel secure and attached as infants.

So go ahead. Call me judgmental and sanctimonious. Claim that I “must be so perfect compared to all the horrible moms out there.” I am not perfect. I mess up. I get frustrated and I have felt overwhelmed. I love gluten free waffles, okay?  Nobody ever said it was easy, but thinking it has to look a certain way makes it harder. Thinking and using methods and formulas (not the food kind) on our children only detaches us from feeling them in every situation. The only “war” on moms are the ones created by “experts” and other people who tell mothers to go against their natural instincts and cause harm to their babies. We are so concerned about the feelings and “rights” of the mother that we keep our mouths shut and “support” her no matter what. I will tell you, I don’t always support a decision just because it was made by a fellow mother. What about a child’s right to health, optimal development and bodily autonomy? What about how a baby feels when he is left alone in a room for 12 hours? We would be appalled if someone left a baby alone in a dark closet alone from 6am to 6pm. But a dark room alone from 6pm to 6am? Totally fine, but why? Their needs don’t go away at night.

I digress.

I am not anti-mom. I am a huge proponent in needing more support for mothers. The lack of it is devastating and in large part to blame for the bad decision making I am talking about. It is not totally our fault.

I am pro-child. Children deserve to be treated and cared for the way I believe nature and the universe intended. This doesn’t mean making sure they don’t ever cry or protecting them from all pain and failure. It means not inflicting it upon them intentionally and unnecessarily. It means being willing to look at all of our actions to see if that is what we are doing. Children are not sub-human.

“Children are not property, they are people; precious individuals worthy of love, respect and protection. Listen when they speak. Comfort them when they cry. Treat them kindly. Teach them devotedly. Correct them compassionately. Love them unconditionally. 

If we want the world to be a better place, we should start by being better to children.”



3 Simple 3-Ingredient Smoothie Recipes


I know, I know. Another cliche smoothie blog. What can I say? I LOVE smoothies. My son loves smoothies and my partner basically lives off of them. While something in me longs for the mornings when I was young and would wake up smelling eggs, bacon and waffles cooking downstairs, I know those days are long gone. While it smelled good, it didn’t exactly make me feel good. You know what does? Smoothies. They’re quick and easy to make and you can pack them with energy and nutrient dense foods. Plus, they’re delicious, which goes without saying (except, I just did).

And hey, don’t be afraid of smoothies. I know they usually have…DUN DUN DUUUUN….sugar in them, but the cool thing is that it’s sugar from whole, ripe, fresh fruit. This blog isn’t about fruit phobia, though. That’s for another time.

Ok, you get it. Here are 3 of my favorite 3-ingredient smoothie recipes. You know, because…minimalism.

*You can obviously adjust the portion amounts to how much you want. These recipes are smaller portions, but some people like to make half gallon smoothies, just sayin’. *

1). Basic-Bitch-Goes-Granola SmoothieScreenshot_20160212-094337

  • 20 to 25 oz. of water (water doesn’t count as an ingredient, btw)
  • 1/4 cup of hemp seeds
  • 1 cup of frozen organic strawberries (or more. it’s up to you)
  • 3-4 dates that have been soaked in warm water for at least 20 minutes

With this smoothie it’s important that you blend the hemp seeds with the water by itself first to make a frothy hemp milk. Once you have made the milk you can add the other two ingredients for a creamy berry dream.

2) I Mint to Do That Smoothie

  • 3-5 cups of sweet, organic green grapes
  • 2 stalks of celery
  • small handful of fresh mint leaves

This one is pretty easy. Throw all the ingredients in the blender together. You may need a liiittle water to get them going and make sure you rub the mint leaves together in your hand before putting them in. It releases the flavor and aroma.

3) A Smoothie for Lovers ❤ (Which is everyone)

Ok, so this one has the possibility of being a 4 or even 5 ingredient recipe, but if you only do the main three it’s still really good.

  • 1.5-2 Bananas
  • 1 cup of frozen sweet dark cherries
  • 1/2-1 tbs of raw cacao powder
  • 2 cups of water

In this recipe you can put coconut water and even add some coconut meat. I HIGHLY recommend that 😉